Today is my two year “fuckiversary” with my girlfriend. She has always felt that our start was peppered with mild lesbian drama (as most lesbian relationships are, LET’S GET REAL, LADIES), so I drew her up a comic retelling of our love story that only focuses on the sweet stuff. I figure we deserve a fairytale just as much as the next girl(s).
Here are a few of my favorite excerpts from the book.
WARNING: divert your eyes if it’s your wish to never see me illustrated in naked/sexual positions. SORRY, WORLD.
I’m a really good liar, just convinced my boyfriend I have detention after school tomorrow.
I really love lying it’s funny and makes me chuckle
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
HELLO YOU’RE ALL LOVELY AND I’D GIVE YOU ALL THE WORLD ON A PLATE IF I COULD BUT I CAN’T SO I’LL JUST TELL YOU YOU’RE PERFECT.
I really love you all though, you’re all so strong and lovely and kind, well done for that guys.
friendly reminder that:
- you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
- you are not weak if you relapse once
- you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
- you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
- you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
- you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.