Today is my two year “fuckiversary” with my girlfriend. She has always felt that our start was peppered with mild lesbian drama (as most lesbian relationships are, LET’S GET REAL, LADIES), so I drew her up a comic retelling of our love story that only focuses on the sweet stuff. I figure we deserve a fairytale just as much as the next girl(s).
Here are a few of my favorite excerpts from the book.
WARNING: divert your eyes if it’s your wish to never see me illustrated in naked/sexual positions. SORRY, WORLD.
-GB
(via imaginary-monster)
The other day, a boy in my form asked me
“Don’t you think feminists are a bit annoying?”
No. What’s annoying is that women all over the world are still having to fight to be treated like human beings.
(via doctorpotamus)
Miau! (by señorita putis mayer)
Catscatscatscatscats
(via tired-talk)
“Show Kindness”
Original writing/drawing by me
(via handwritten-harmonies)
I’m a really good liar, just convinced my boyfriend I have detention after school tomorrow.
I really love lying it’s funny and makes me chuckle
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
HELLO YOU’RE ALL LOVELY AND I’D GIVE YOU ALL THE WORLD ON A PLATE IF I COULD BUT I CAN’T SO I’LL JUST TELL YOU YOU’RE PERFECT.
I really love you all though, you’re all so strong and lovely and kind, well done for that guys.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
(via imaginary-monster)
my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
(via andshesinlove)
friendly reminder that:
- you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
- you are not weak if you relapse once
- you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
- you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
- you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
- you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.
(via imaginary-monster)
I have to take d vitamins everyday or else I get sick and every morning my mom shakes the bottle at me and says “you want the d?” and starts laughing I’m pretty sure this is child abuse
(via imaginary-monster)
Not greedy at all, love :D
67: The last book I read: was Capital by John Lancaster. It was SO SO amazing, it’s about all the families on one street, who get weird post cards and are all connected in some way. I recommend it :D
80: Favourite word: ‘Sacrosanct’ the way your mouth moves when you say it is heavenly and the ‘anct’ sound on the end is just so crisp. (I feel really strongly about this word and no one uses it enough)
78: How to win my heart: Let me vent at you, and put up with me when I’m angry because it’d often and it’s scary, but if you can keep up and stick by me I’ll love you so much. Also as much physical contact as possible because I’m a very tactile person and I like the feel of skin on mine, even in a totally platonic way. (Do I sound weird!? sorry :()
I really love you for asking me these, you’re perfect!
72: Can I touch my nose with my tongue? No my tongue is short and fat.
129: Peed outside: Yeah, when I was little. On long car journeys, mum’d open both doors on one side and then I’d kind of squat in the middle (TMI?)